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About    Ranger:     Speaker    of    truths, whether understood or not. BIO:    Ranger   Wordsmith   was   born   a dog   on   April   Fool’s   Day,   2012   and   still sniffs-out   odd   places   and   funny   things. He   is   a   master   of   words   and   methods of    human    communication,    “I    would use   sign   language,   but   I   don’t   have thumbs.” “I’m    pretty    sure    I    was    born    a    male mutt,   but   blame   Bob   Barker   for   a   rash of   SPAYING   and   NEUTERING    cases and    my    ultimate    confusion    on    the matter.” INTERESTS:  Ham Bone, Socks

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Ranger Wordsmith

Ranger being Ranger...
Monitor of Sapient Vocabulary
About    Ranger:     Speaker    of    truths, whether understood or not. BIO:    Ranger   Wordsmith   was   born   a dog   on   April   Fool’s   Day,   2012   and   still sniffs-out   odd   places   and   funny   things. He   is   a   master   of   words   and   methods of   human   communication,   “I   would   use sign     language,     but     I     don’t     have thumbs.” “I’m   pretty   sure   that   I   was   born   a   male mutt,   but   blame   Bob   Barker   for   a   rash of   SPAYING   and   NEUTERING    cases and    my    ultimate    confusion    on    the matter.” INTERESTS:  Ham Bone, Socks
DogClick   Quick :    When   something   terrible   happens   as fast   as   when   the   dog   runs   across   your   keyboard   and permanently deletes four hours of laptop work. Example: When Mary doesn't like someone, she lashes out at them dogClick quick with verbal abuse. Beered-up :    Having   a   belly   full   of   beer   and   a   mind that's    just    as    liquid.    Being    drunk    on    beer    and stupid at the same time. Example:    Bob   was   so   beered-up   that   he   tripped   on   his own    feet    and    fell    face-first    into    the    fireplace    while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment. Blabberjockey :    Someone   you   would   tell   a   secret or   rumor   to   if   you   wanted   it   to   be   spread   around. An    individual    who    tells    everything    he    or    she knows   to   everyone.   A   blabber   mouth   gossip   who is    compelled    to    tell    all    without    discretion    or consideration for any ramifications. Example:    I   told   her   my   feet   hurt.   Now   everyone   is   giving me     home     remedies     for     gout.     She's     quite     the blabberjockey. Comediotic :    Funny,   laughable;   but   idiotic,   stupid, ignorant, imbecilic. Silly. Funny in an odd way. Example:    My   hair   is   attached   to   my   head.   Pardon   my prior comediotic statement. My hair is still in place. Cynoptimist :    A   pessimist   who   is   driven   by   hope. A   paradoxical   balance   between   being   a   skeptic and   a   utopian   idealist.   Wishfully   wary.   A   guarded viewpoint   with   no   tangible   protection.   Reckless yet   cautious   or   reckless   prudence.   Circumspect with abandon. Example:    He   does   not   believe   in   God,   but   he   hopes there   is   one,   making   him   a   cynoptimist   about   faith   in   a higher power. Dewussification :   The   act   of   removing   the   stigma of   being   a   wuss.   Changing   one's   persona   from being    a    pussy-cat    to    that    of    something    more manly. Example:    When   Kinky   Friedman   ran   for Texas   Governor in   2006,   one   of   his   stated   goals   was   the   dewussification of Texas. "How hard could it be?" Oneupted :     Verb—Taking    the    next    step    in    a process   and   usually   to   an   extreme.   The   act   of oneupmanship   with   the   intention   of   showing   off. Besting all predecessors to the nth degree. Example:    That   guy   just   oneupted   my   idea   for   cold   beer and   hot   dogs   with   his   idea   for   cold   beer,   hot   dogs,   and chili cheese fries with cilantro on top. Slaphappiest :    Happier   than   slap   happy,   and   the best of all slaphappier options. Example:    I   was   slaphappier   with   blue   or   green   over   red. I'm slaphappiest with gray. Viralmanic :    The   state   of   overly   loving   things   that are    going    VIRAL    in    a    rapid    ascent.    Becoming Virally   frenzied,   feverish,   mad,   insane,   maniacal, crazed. Example:     The    story    about    Brian    Williams    lying    on television     is     so     compelling     that     it     has     made     me viralmanic    to    the    point    that    I    inject    it    into    every conversation. Your    Word:     See    your    new    word    here    and    in Urban      Dictionary.      Send      your      words      and definitions    to:    Ranger@RPalla.com     or    use    the form below. Example:  Your word goes viral!
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